waffles-calzones replied to your post “until i was 8 i was convinced my mother ate an egg that became my…”

I used to think that once a couple got married they would scream “LETS HAVE A BABY” while rubbing their stomachs

omg lol,  well at least you knew human contact was involved. Man kids perception of things are so cute, i love hearing peoples stories on how they used to think babies were conceived.

27 Aug 14 @ 10:36 pm  —  reblog

don’t learn, it’s one of my issues

27 Aug 14 @ 9:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

until i was 8 i was convinced my mother ate an egg that became my sister.

27 Aug 14 @ 9:57 pm  —  reblog

ladyknope replied to your post “ZEBRA SPEC okay so it looks like both zebras with visible necks have necklaces on (left=yellowish, right=blue). I betchu they have to color code the triplets’ toys so they always know which toy is for which knope-wyatt!!!”

other bc triplets would fight over literally everything probably if they didn’t know which was which. I BET THEY ALL WANTED GLASSES WHEN GLASSES GOT GLASSES

EXACTLY, color coding makes so much sense to me for this reason. plus even for my sis and I as kids, if we got the same thing and someone lost theirs or broke theirs it was always ‘NO YOURS IS THE BROKEN ONE, THIS IS MINE’ kind of fights which you avoid with color coding. they most certainly  all wanted glasses, which made ben regret, but only a little, giving glasses glasses  since he didnt actually need them.

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Brownie Brittle S’mores

do-not-touch-my-food:

Brownie Brittle S’mores

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puberty is weird.

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ayothewuisback:

White peoples’ definition of racism is hurt feelings, instead of what it actually is, and that’s systematic destruction of an ethnic group. Understand that, and then you’ll understand why racism doesn’t “go both ways”.

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waffle-sjunior inquired:

On the other hand, why would Keegan go to Tom's wedding? Don't they know this isn't how we would have planned these events at all?

i mean sure tom would have an exclusive guest list in which he probably forgets to add bens name… but i bet donna is allowed a plus one, but still I feel like if donna got married itd be a destination wedding somewhere tropical.

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